Sorry for the Delay.... I have been BUSY!!!!! But NOW I'M BACK!!!!

KILLER JANE



A short film I made!

Single Ladies Gone Wrong Spoof!

You may have seen this:

Which is SO FUNNY.
I just HAD to remake it...!

Some say that what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift was rude.......

BUT I SAY IT'S AWKWARD!

The look on Taylor's face was SO AWKWARD! She didn't know what to say, what to do, how to feel.... I caught myself doing the awkward turtle for like 5 MINUTES! But when she just stood there it definitely turned into the super awkward turtle...

BUT BUT BUT

Will West restore his image?

What does West say about this afterwards?

Will Swift forgive him?

Many people are pretty pissed off at him... Me one of them.... He has been a douche in the past so this isn't completely surprising but it's still disappointing. I know that some people wont be buying his new album and won't be supporting him as much anymore because of this.

But West decided to apologize on Jay's new show:

First of all let me say AWKWARD AGAIN!!! When Jay brought up his mom ALL WAS SILENT for like 10 minutes it seemed!! Now lets all do the awkward turtle....!

As for Taylor, she said she doesn't hold a grudge against West:

We will see what happens to them in the future... and I'll keep you posted... But for now just don't buy Kanye's CD's :)

Wait...... Is this a date??

My friend Lexi and me decided to get together like a brother and a sister playing in the backyard on a Sunday afternoon. Except it was a Thursday night, we weren't brother and sister, and we most definitely weren't in a backyard.... More like the open unsafe Sunset Blvd in LA... Where the gangsters roam... And prostitutes moan...

OK ANYWAYS!

We were just sitting on the Director Guild of America building when a revelation hits..... WE WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN AND DO SOMETHING!

"Picnic" "No..."

"Beg for change?" "...No!"

"Trim bushes in shapes of animals?" "...NO!"

Well it was worth a try.

"Peet lets just go to Target."

So an hour later after traffic and 7 blocks we get to Target, and it was sorta fun I guess until I made the alarm go off because I was playing with a camera to violently I guess... And we ran out of there... On the way back, we decide to go to a Pizza Place. It looks like a hole in the wall but hey I was hungry enough to eat a hole in a wall so we arrived in the parking lot.

There were like 4 people outside.... And the rest of the block was deserted....

Great, we thought.... This is going to be AWKWARD!!!!

Regardless, we walk in.

A cricket crickets.

THERE IS NO ONE IN HERE!

...Before we had the chance to escape, the kind mexican owner at this Italian place greeted us and put us in a booth. We got menus and when we decided to split a pepperoni pizza is where the awkwardness happened.

The kind owner approached us again after taking our menus and reached over us to light a candle.......

.........

Lexi and me just look at each other trying NOT TO LAUGH... SO HARD!

Then Lexi's salad came.

The nice mexican grandma puts the salad on the table, right in the middle.

*screech, she pushes it to my side

*screech, she pushes it to Lexi's side

Then she looks at us

*screech, she pushes it back to my side

She walks away, still looking at us..... AH I couldn't hold it in anymore !!!

We bloated out laughter! HAHAHAHA WELL IT WAS FUNNY!

Then I notice she's looking at I duck my head!

Moments pass and she DEVOURED the salad, I MEAN DEVOURED!!!! (I had some too... Heh, while scooping the food to my plate she dropped a tomato....)

Then the Pizza came.

"Hey this tastes like the kind of Pizza that they have at grocery stores."

LEXI!!!!

"SHHHHHH!!!!"

Hopefully the owners didn't speak good english...

A bite and a half in....

"Endless Love" by Diana Ross and Lionel Ritchie

comes on the radio....

We look at the candle, look at the speakers, look around in the empty restaurant, then look at each other...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

IS THIS A DATE OR WHAT?!?!?!

Cheese and rice...

Through the rest of the night after Lexi gets hit on my the owner, I smash a picture in the bathroom on accident, 2 gay couples enter the restaurant, Lexi chickens out to ask for a box so I do, Lexi spits on my food, I get a thy cramp, my flip-flop breaks, and we forget to tip, we decide go up and down Lauren Canyon Blvd twice (30 minutes each time) because we have nothing else to do!

WHAT A NIGHT!

Road Trip to LA with the Sis!

Meeting New People....!!

Good news: My sister and I are in the glorious Hollywood, California.
Bad news: Friends are lacking...

So one day we meet up with someone named Franky from the LA area.
FIRST OF ALL...... Word of advice, nap time is needed after a social engagement with Franky.... Holy CRAP!!!! This guy is little, but has a huge mouth!

Anyways - we have dinner with him, which was a headache, but fun.
Then, he takes us to some hill.
As soon as he parks, sis and I are awoken from this haze of constant murmuring and try to realize where we are...

All of a sudden, a white van pulls into the parking lot and Franky gets in before we even realize what's going on...!
...5 minutes later a text from Franky saying 'Hop in the van' - a little late for that!!
Now, sister and I are stuck in a somewhat deserted parking lot on the side of some hill. What do we do?!
We look around in awkwardness.
Silence.
A car or two pulls up after that and everyone is dressed up.
Now it's me, sis, and random fancy people...!

We just stood there awkwardly as another white van approached.
So... We got in...! What the hell, right?!
I swear it was Seattle again because everyone, I mean EVERYONE was asain. Sis and I tried to keep the awkward laughter to ourselves...

Tried...

The van takes us to the top of the hill where a sign says "WEDDING" in front of a building!!
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Are we crashing a wedding?!!
FRANKY!!
We try to call, but there's no service.
Another awkward moment, so we just stand there.
A minute goes by, then five.

"I think it's time to look for him," sis says.
"Yeah."
And where do we find him!?!?
Mingling, yes mingling, with random people no one knows!!
So we walk over to him and on the way notice that everyone is in tuxes and dresses... I am in shorts and a T-shirt. Strike one.

Regardless, we manage to disconnect Franky from the random people he was engaging with and we sit down. Turns out it's just a restaurant on the top of some hill! Ha!

Dresser in the dishwasher?

So I'm packing right now with the sister unit to go to California. It's 1:00 AM so our minds aren't completely in tact... My sister likes everything anally clean, I mean EVERYTHING. Not only that but organized also... Yes, she uses labels.

Walking past the dishwasher to get an otter pop (yes at 1 in the morning), sister shrieks from 5 feet away "HEY CAN YOU CHECK THE DISHWASHER?!"

So I do, and low and behold... There is a wooden mess...

"Peter! Is it done?!"
"Yes... Um, Jen...? What is...?"
"OHHHH nice and clean! Look what I washed..." Then she gasps.

She reaches into the dishwater and retrieves a pile of wood and cardboard.
"Jen... What is this?!"
"It's my dresser. Aw, it's broken... That's a waste of 50 bucks..."
"...Jen why do you have a WOODEN and CARDBOARD DRESSER.... In the DISHWASHER?!?!?!"
"Oh... Are you not supposed to wash wood?"

Part by part we pull out. Each drawer is like swamp soup.
...
...

"Well that's good to know for next time... Sad day... :(" She walks away, "guess I'll have to put everything that was in there in labeled zip locked bags."

"You would."